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Monday, March 3, 2014

Steve Martin jokes and quotes

A day without sunshine is, like you know, night.

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.

what is a movie star? A movie star is many things. They can be tall, short, thin, or skinny. They can be democrats....or skinny.

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

Let us just say: I was deeply unhappy, but I didn't know it, because I was so happy all the time.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZNJn-HjlYI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBZj7qIOAE8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq2cL2FHwgk